A Man’s GUIDE TO going down by women and really for women…
Most men are not that great at going down on their women. Women will usually not say anything and after 30 minutes or so, we tend to just fake an orgasm so you don’t chafe our sensitive areas on your ruff face any longer. The old saying “Practice makes perfect”- NO! Not the case here! This is a skill that must be learned and it is definitely a hard skill to master. Going down on a girl is about more than just swapping bodily fluids and eliciting a chemical reaction in each other’s pleasure organs. Look at it from the woman’s point of view. Her vagina is her most private, most sacred part of her body. Very few people in all of eternity will ever get to see or touch it. So getting to go down on her is a privilege that you should be honored to experience. So for the inexperienced man, view it as a sincere and flattering compliment. Giving good head is one of the most important facets of your sex life (including getting great head later on), so it’s time I broke it down. Like this.
The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually; you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.
Moisture check is your first step. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping.
Once you’re sure she is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.
Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.
Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation.
Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood.
Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her hot spot, then skip across it and head straight for the other knee (you big tease- she will love this!). Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of “eating time” in the long run.
By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for a few days.
TIP: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts and start feeling self conscious about her scent and NEVER bite her vagina in any way whatsoever-EVER! If she has a lot of pubic hairs, one hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her beaver is all set up for you like a great big buffet.
Do your first lick super slowly. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending sweet vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis.
TIP: All women want you to start slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading into her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All I can tell you is if she looks like she is in pain or uncomfortable that means take it easy or if she yells “Oh my God” means bring it on.
Going down requires you to be extremely gentle for most women. If you’re getting tired of being so gentle, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable. After all, the clitoris is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. The clit, located above the vaginal opening, surrounded by labia. After you find it, start playing with it, you need to listen to your woman’s moans and groans to see if you’re rubbing it correctly. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention on her clit. Don’t be afraid to flick it or pat it. Suck on it like your trying to slurp up juice from a piece of fruit and then create a vacuum sensation while motion your head from left to right, this will make her hot for more!
After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started…this is the time for men to prove that they CAN multitask to get this job done and done right! Focus your mouths attention on her clitoral area while you take just 1 finger and barely slip the tip of it in. Do not dive all the way in right away, women need to be fully primed so wait for her get very excited before going all in. After a few teasers and swirling circles, listen to her and look at her as you are applying this technique to see if you should continue or not. LegsThe majority of women are going to be driven up a wall by this combination of clitoral and vaginal stimulation. If she squirms away from you grab her hip and pull her back to your face and continue making sure you DONT CHANGE A THING! As she is getting heated up by you, feel free to insert 2 fingers. She should be very well lubricated at this point and the trick here is to insert your fingers palm up so your fingers tips will graze her inner Gspot. You can pick up the pace here, keep your mouth and fingers going until she explodes. Tell her to tell you when she is orgasms so you can continue until she absolutely can’t handle this any longer.
Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and she tells you to lay off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you can keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another few times.
When you are done down there and she has indicated that she can not handle one more minute then make sure you give her a big sloppy kiss (even if she cringes) and move on to the next phase of your sexual endeavors. If you give, you shall soon receive! Next time, be adventurous and try going down on your lady in different positions and in different places to keep your sexual appetite satisfied